Job Ad (Vinci) Codes

Some job ads can be so creative and inspirational like Da Vinci’s paintings that you might be prompted to apply for the job immediately. But beware; these job ads might have secret codes, similar to that of “Da Vinci’s paintings” as shown in a recent Hollywood flick. Below is a list of humorous meanings of the corporate lingo used in the modern day job-ads.

• Entry-Level Position In An Up-And-Coming Company: You’ll be making under $7 an hour; we`ll be bankrupt in a year.
• Profit-Sharing Plan: Once it’s shared between the higher-ups, there won’t be a profit.
• Competitive Salary: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors
• Nationally Recognized Leader: Inc. Magazine wrote us up a few years ago, but we haven’t done anything innovative since.
• Must Be Deadline Oriented: You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
• Duties Will Vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
• Must Have An Eye For Detail: We have no quality control.
• Apply In Person: If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.
• Seeking Candidates With A Wide Variety Of Experience: You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
• Ability to Handle a Heavy Workload: You whine, you’re fired!